Thursday, 18 November 2010

A Porn Star's Glamorous Life

So pornstars/the industry will have us believe that pornstars live a full glamorous, rockstar like lifestyle. With 15,000-20,000 working pornstars worldwide it's very unlikely they're all spending Paris Hilton money. I suspect a good portion of them live as shown in Exhibit A, below.



(yes she has big boobs, move on)

The Porn Trap

So it turns out that a porn career is just like any other career. Once your in it, it's hard to get out.

How many of us have gotten too comfortable in a job we don't like? But with bills and porn to pay for, we gotta wake up early every morning and work a job we really don't like. We gotta work with and take shit from people we don't like.

Anyways, check out this semi-pornstar telling us how when she's tried to quit in the past, her payment just increases.

Life of a Porn Star

Not enough people take piss out of porn. Most porn, when watched with a clear head is pretty laughable. Thankfully we have ladies like the one below reminding us how insane some porn girls actually are.

(Yes she is pretty hot and has nice breasts, move on.)



Check out the dumbass's who commented on this video (on youtube) thinking this is an actual pornstar.

Sasha Grey Howard Stern BEEF!

Listen to the way Stern absolutely destroys Sasha over the radio. Sasha seems to believe that her porn is the embodiment of some kind of righteous feminist crusade.

During an interview she said that she wanted appear on the Howard Stern show wrapped in a palestinian flag and tell him how much of a racist he is. While this may be true Sasha, nobody wants to hear that shit from you.